megasumpex:

shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things


charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos



supreese:

my new favorite tweet

supreese:

my new favorite tweet


batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

 damn it science side of tumblr



nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real


magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”



latinorebels:

No explanation needed.


tssfxx:

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

OK BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW FUCKING TRUE THIS IS



wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door


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